caught between the moon and magnolia porter

basically the main thing on this tumblr is me being a douchebag and talking about dumb shit all the time.

oh also some drawings i made i guess

you can read my webcomic here you'll probably like it! it's called Monster Pulse and its about a bunch of kids whose body parts become fighting monsters.

Dec 21
me in ninth grade
the main character’s best friend was an hot effeminate snarky gay demon who always carried around his pet ravens and used witty one-liners to cover up his hot sexy troubled past.  
i’m not. kidding.

me in ninth grade

the main character’s best friend was an hot effeminate snarky gay demon who always carried around his pet ravens and used witty¬†one-liners to cover up his hot sexy troubled past. ¬†

i’m not. kidding.


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    This is roughly how I began writing Imp about ten years ago. I wanted to be so edgy back then. Ahh, memories.
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    Starting with the twisted shit I wrote in third/fourth grade…. Ending never. Can you tell why my friends refuse to read...
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    super profound guys you don’t even understand. You don’t know me, you don’t know where I’ve been!!
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    meeee too except my demon character is still around, she’s just no longer a demon and her entire story has BASICALLY...
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    ..that Pom-Pom shirt though