caught between the moon and magnolia porter

basically the main thing on this tumblr is me being a douchebag and talking about dumb shit all the time.

oh also some drawings i made i guess

you can read my webcomic here you'll probably like it! it's called Monster Pulse and its about a bunch of kids whose body parts become fighting monsters.

Aug 21

spoilers for the new adventure time episode, lady and peebles! i just had a thought about it is all

i just realized as i am lying in bed trying to sleep- that jake and lady are an unmarried couple on a children’s cartoon show that are gonna have kids. which implies premarital sex!

now i know its not cool to think about jake and rainicorn doin’ it; that’s not what i’m excited about. i just remember watching xmen evolution as a teenager, and being surprised/shocked at one particular line of dialogue: “the professor has a son? i didn’t even know he’d been married.” the concept of him having a son without having been married first was not even in the realm of possibility!

i found it really weird that a children’s show would consider the mere idea of children outside of wedlock so inappropriate as to be unmentionable. so yay, adventure time!

alright, goodnight yall


  1. filberticus reblogged this from gastrophobia
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    This blew my mind when I realized it. In Lady and the Tramp, Lady spends the night with Tramp. After Lady and Tramp have...
  3. chickensnack said: at this point i feel like AT is at a weird spot where it knows it’s very much catering toward older fans and a lot of it is aimed at older fans and aueuehhh it’s not like a kids show saying something like this directly to kids mmmmmmm idk
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