caught between the moon and magnolia porter

basically the main thing on this tumblr is me being a douchebag and talking about dumb shit all the time.

oh also some drawings i made i guess

you can read my webcomic here you'll probably like it! it's called Monster Pulse and its about a bunch of kids whose body parts become fighting monsters.

Feb 29

SEASON 2 SPOILERS!*

behindbobsburgers:

Episode 201: Bob’s eyebrows grow back upside down.

Episode 202: Three years later, Gene finally breaks in his new closed toe sandals.

Episode 203: The sloth never loved Tina.

Episode 204: We ripped this one off from that Cosby Show where Denise makes Theo a shirt. Go watch that.

Episode 205: The only thing that kills the aliens is water. The twist: coconut water.

Episode 206: Bob didn’t really explode.

Episode 207: Who’s that girl? It’s Tina.

Episode 208: Somebody gets pregnant… in an all-new way.

Episode 209: Linda was right: you can’t be physically addicted to raisins.

Episode 210: Bob’s Burgers celebrates its 500th episode! 477 episodes early!

Episode 211: Gene introduces his new catch phrase, “HuhhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHH????”

Episode 212: THE WHOLE FAMILY HAS RABIES.

Episode 213: Actually it’s just Louise who has rabies.

Episode 214: The operation to replace Gene’s tonsils is a huge success.

Episodes 215-220: A five-parter. Really pretentious. Honestly even we can’t make heads or tails of it.

Episode 221: Bob’s prized zen garden turns out to be a kitty litter box.

Episode 222: MEGA-SUSPENSEFUL SEASON FINALE! Teddy did it.

* All fake. For real spoilers, please pay the writers $50 each. One guy said he’d take $20 and maybe some old stereo equipment if you have any lying around.

I would watch literally all of these. Especially 211


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    these. Especially 211
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    But seriously, everyone needs to watch Bob’s Burgers.
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    I think Justin and I...of “Bob’s Burgers”...five hour span,...
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