caught between the moon and magnolia porter

basically the main thing on this tumblr is me being a douchebag and talking about dumb shit all the time.

oh also some drawings i made i guess

you can read my webcomic here you'll probably like it! it's called Monster Pulse and its about a bunch of kids whose body parts become fighting monsters.

Feb 28

I would totally go on the bachelorette

I mean no one in their right mind would ever put me on it but still

Id totally do it

then in the little tv news thing in a cab it would have a little text roll that says “Who Is Right For Magnolia Porter” and America could finally make it’s voice heard


  1. glasscatfigurine said: who IS right for magnolia porter? find out next week! (hint: its probably the hot guy)
  2. magnoliapearl posted this