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Feb 27

on Elementary

Because I’ve got two hours to kill at Chicago o’hare and I’m mad. Please note if I’m responding to opinions posited by people I know and like, I disagree with you on this but I like you and mean no ill will if that means anything at all.

so CBS are making their own Sherlock series, Elementary. BBC Sherlock fans are mad about this?? Why, because it’s American-made? Nonsense, the US makes a lot of great tv. True, CBS isn’t the network I would choose but frankly neither is the BBC (there’s a lot of really shitty stuff on there). I guess they’re mad because it would be set in the US? Which is almost as preposterous a change to the Sherlock mythos as setting it in the modern day (or casting Robert Downey jr as basically himself). As the show has yet to air we can’t really judge the quality of it, or how reverently it will treat the material (which only a few weeks ago seemed to be a preposterous notion that only the most homophobic of bigots would dare to care about).

the big thing that’s making me mad is the reaction to the casting of Lucy Liu as Watson. They same fandom that is always wailing about how white and male the Sherlock cast is, is now flipping a table over casting a woman of color in a famous and respected role that has been exclusively portrayed by white men in all incarnations past. W o w. The reasoning? Because it’s “erasing the queer subtext of Holmes and watson.” which honestly is just saying “well now it’s not cute white boys who sometimes stand with their faces close like they’re about to kiss but never ever do.”

Well I have good news for y’all fandom: if you see a queer subtext in holmes (which I would disagree with except to call him kinda asexual, but that’s neither here nor there), guess what: other people’s interpretations of a public domain work do not effect the source material! portraying Holmes and Watson as canonically gay or straight on CBS or BBC or your tumblr ask blog or anything does not change what Holmes is and how he was written. You can either take comfort in that, or accept that if you get to claim your headcanon as just as valid as the original work, than so does CBS. Nobody gets to claim that character because (perhaps regrettably) he’s everybody’s.

I doubt Elementary will be any good but I’m pretty excited to see how Lucy Liu plays the character. It probably won’t be, but it could be really interesting, and good for her for taking on such a great role that has previously been thought of as closed to women.

(did y’all get upset whenever House was into a lady? Y’all know he’s Holmes too right? Somehow his tumblr popularity seems unaffected by such blatant erasure)


  1. babe-appreciation reblogged this from kettlecat
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  7. korybing said: “erasing the queer subtext of holmes and watson” holy shit are you serious that is a thing that is being used as complaint ahhhhhhh
  8. weaseltotheface reblogged this from susabei and added:
    Adding onto this as an outside observer of the fandom and the show, the only reason there is “Queer subtext” between...
  9. albertinho reblogged this from lookatthatbird and added:
    Bolded the important bits
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  11. gastrophobia said: Chicago O’Hare more like Bucky O’Hare am I right
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  13. angfdz said: they should make sherlock a lady
  14. yazzydream reblogged this from magnoliapearl and added:
    Lucy Liu thing. That sounds amazing....still don’t want any romance,
  15. kjc03 reblogged this from magnoliapearl
  16. allbearsallthetime said: house isn’t bishie at all, that’s why nobody cares about erasure there. why do you think nobody but booknerds cared about Sherlock Holmes before they started casting dashing young men instead of dour, stern middle-aged cranks
  17. nightingaletherobber reblogged this from magnoliapearl and added:
    agree completely with Magnolia...“erasure” unless whatever is being “erased” has
  18. sleepnoises reblogged this from magnoliapearl and added:
    “subtext erasure” are different...ones who complained about Sherlock being
  19. tinandcoppermakebronze said: *tosses mags a flak jacket*
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