caught between the moon and magnolia porter

basically the main thing on this tumblr is me being a douchebag and talking about dumb shit all the time.

oh also some drawings i made i guess

you can read my webcomic here you'll probably like it! it's called Monster Pulse and its about a bunch of kids whose body parts become fighting monsters.

Jan 5

mrmolasses:

Old lady says to two cops on the corner: One of yall is tall and one is short, like me.
The short cop says: I’m cuter, though.
The old lady says: BOTH of yall are handsome!!
And they are all very amused by this
I LOVE IT

my weakness: cute cops


  1. magnoliapearl reblogged this from mrmolasses and added:
    my weakness: cute
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