caught between the moon and magnolia porter

basically the main thing on this tumblr is me being a douchebag and talking about dumb shit all the time.

oh also some drawings i made i guess

you can read my webcomic here you'll probably like it! it's called Monster Pulse and its about a bunch of kids whose body parts become fighting monsters.

Oct 20
benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

benepla:

WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE

LISAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(via fiopiccolo)


Oct 19

EXCUSE ME??????

(via denirodaily)


Oct 18

Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than have syntax. Or semicolons. I use a whole lot of half-assed semicolons; there was one of them just now; that was a semicolon after “semicolons,” and another one after “now.”

And another thing. Ernest Hemingway would have died rather than get old. And he did. He shot himself. A short sentence. Anything rather than a long sentence, a life sentence. Death sentences are short and very, very manly. Life sentences aren’t. They go on and on, all full of syntax and qualifying clauses and confusing references and getting old. And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man.

Ursula K. Le Guin on being a man – the finest, sharpest thing I’ve read in ages 

(via ananthymous)

DID YOU NOTICE THAT WHEN SHE WROTE ABOUT ERNEST HEMINGWAY KILLING HIMSELF SHE USED SHORT CHOPPY SENTENCES??? SHE’S SO FUCKING SMART

I like Hemingway AND Le Guin (although Le Guin is my favorite) and I love the way Le Guin writes about other writers. 

Also, this quote is slightly incorrect! It should end this way:

"And that brings up the real proof of what a mess I have made of being a man: I am not even young. Just about the time they finally started inventing women, I started getting old. And I went right on doing it. Shamelessly. I have allowed myself to get old and haven’t done one single thing about it, with a gun or anything."

I think it’s important to include that part, because I like when Le Guin talks about ageism (for lack of a better term) and how people see getting old as something shameful and weak, when really its the most natural thing for everyone in the world to do.

(via ananthymous)


Oct 17

oxboxer:

aceofstars:

grandboischeriludenberg:

THIS IS NOT A DRILL, JUNJI ITO IS DOING A COLLAB WITH POKEMON AND PROBABLY DRAWING A YONKOMA CHECK IT OUT YOU: http://www.pokemon.jp/special/kowapoke/

OHHH MY GOD OH MMY GOD OH MY GOD?? OH MY GOD????? OH MY GOD

MY FAVORITE HORROR ARTIST IS DRAWING MY FAVORITE POKEMON!!! I’M LITERALLY LEAKING TEARS OUT OF MY EYEBALLS

This is extremely exciting to me. I’m trying not to get my hopes up, but I would LOVE to see more “official” pokemon stuff from different artists and their different takes on it…


I’ve been playing a lot of Destiny lately so I drew my character and my boyfriend’s character chillin’ in casual clothes…

I’ve been playing a lot of Destiny lately so I drew my character and my boyfriend’s character chillin’ in casual clothes…


Oct 16
Larry David is so moe

Larry David is so moe


Oct 15

itswalky:

Dumbing of Age Vol. 3: Your Stupid Overconfidence is Nostalgic

Dumbing of Age Vol. 3: Your Stupid Overconfidence is Nostalgic

Written by: David Willis
Art by: David Willis
Price: $9.99

Joyce was homeschooled, and these first few weeks of college have been her first foray into public education. But now it’s Freshman Family Weekend, and her family is back to check up on her. Has college changed Joyce?

Buy now on comiXology!

Did you know this book is very good AND i wrote the foreword for it? YEAH. IT’S TRUE. YOU SHOULD GET IT.


cubewatermelon:

Let’s Speak English #50!
we actually read several of her comments, and they were full of the Japanese equivalent of “UGHHH” and “BLUHHH” and “WHEN AM I GONNA GET MARRIED”
…You’re in sixth grade, kid. Calm yourself!!

cubewatermelon:

Let’s Speak English #50!

we actually read several of her comments, and they were full of the Japanese equivalent of “UGHHH” and “BLUHHH” and “WHEN AM I GONNA GET MARRIED”

…You’re in sixth grade, kid. Calm yourself!!



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